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Horoscope

March 2nd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in @Funnies

I got this horoscope from my Facebook. Quite interesting and rather accurate.

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

Does the above describe me? Well, let’s dissect it shall we…

  1. Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. - agreeable
  2. Not one to mess with. - Right on the dot
  3. Funny. - perhaps
  4. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable - ahem, ahem…!
  5. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. - err….
  6. Aries are known for being generous and giving. - true
  7. Addictive. - to what?!
  8. Loud. - not really.
  9. Always has the need to be right. - damn right I am
  10. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. - not really. I get tired and bored after 5 minutes…
  11. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. - of course we are!

I’ll say it’s 80% accurate.

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