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Ever watched the movie Idiocrasy? Well, we have a local version. Just watch our local news on politics.

 

 

All In One

April 23rd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in @Politics

Ever heard of the term “All in One”? In products for example, it means having multiple complementary properties/ingredients in the one product.

I use a All-in-One shampoo by Pantene. It has the shampoo, conditioner and god-knows-what in there. I know it’s a all-in-one because the label says so. That plus the fact my hair is not so coarse after using it.

I love the Old Town White Coffee. It’s from my lovely hometown, Ipoh. It is made from special coffee beans, roasted to perfection, grinded by a seasoned coffee guru and prepared with passion. That was decades ago. Now it’s just roasted at some oven, grinded by machines and prepared in bulk for wholesale. I blame commercialisation for that. Now they’re selling the all-in-one pack that comes with sugar and creamer. Not the same as the original you get back at Ipoh but it’s a quick fix when you’re in a hurry to beat the traffic jam.

K-Lite Mega Codec Pack. This is a all-in-one codec pack. What’s a codec pack? Hmm… basically it’s a collection of codecs (coder decoder) that allows you to play all sorts of video formats such as xvid, divx, quicktime, ac3, etc. I like to use this because it saves me the trouble having to figure out what codec is needed for a particular movie file that I downloaded from the internet acquired. Becareful though. Some of these codec packs comes with viruses and trojans.

In today’s technologically savvy age, an all-in-one IT gadget is a must. One of my favourites is the HP all-in-one printer. The printer comes with the ability to scan and copy besides the usual printing. Some higher end models can even do fax. This saves a lot of trouble having to buy and maintain the many different equipments. For me, it’s mainly because my desk is running out of space.

And then there is our beloved government. Most countries (I used the word ‘most’ loosely here) government I know is made up of three branches; Executive, Judicial and Legislative. All these are independent of each other in order to provide checks and balances. But in our unique nation, the Executive, Judicial and Legislative branches are all in one. Of course you will still see the three different branches at work but since they’re all controlled by one man, they might as well just merge all three branches together.

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Birthday 2008

April 1st, 2008 | 2 Comments | Posted in @Personal

Well, it’s that time of year again (so fast?!?!) I’m another year older and definitely wiser.

Unlike the previous year, this year was much more happening. Woke up to a wonderful morning. No traffic jams, excellent breakfast and nothing much to do at the office.

The night before my colleagues and I went to the karaoke to celebrate. We screamed out lungs out. Yup that’s right. Screamed. Occasionally we sang. It was fun, hilarious and relaxing.

Today, the company bought me a cake. Imagine my horror when I opened the box and saw this…

Who is Jacob?!?! I guess I have to live with the fact that my name will never be spelt correctly.

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Sucks to be a Dick

March 11th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in @Funnies

The pic says it all…

Being a dick

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Horoscope

March 2nd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in @Funnies

I got this horoscope from my Facebook. Quite interesting and rather accurate.

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

Does the above describe me? Well, let’s dissect it shall we…

  1. Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. - agreeable
  2. Not one to mess with. - Right on the dot
  3. Funny. - perhaps
  4. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable - ahem, ahem…!
  5. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. - err….
  6. Aries are known for being generous and giving. - true
  7. Addictive. - to what?!
  8. Loud. - not really.
  9. Always has the need to be right. - damn right I am
  10. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. - not really. I get tired and bored after 5 minutes…
  11. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. - of course we are!

I’ll say it’s 80% accurate.

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Election or Erection?!

December 16th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in @Politics

Our esteemed Minister of Information was interviewed by Al-Jazeera over the BERSIH incident sometime back. The entire interview was a disaster in my opinion. Listen to the audio-only youtube clip. All I have to say is that my school-going cousins can speak way better than the Minister of Information.

Pay attention to the part where he said Malaysians have erection every 5 years. I beg to differ. Let me clarify. HE has erections every 5 years. The rest of us are pretty active sexually.

Of course something like this can never escape the attention of our more… erm… patriotic youngster. This guy made a parody of the entire interview which I think is the better interview between the two. Enjoy.

He is such an embarrassment to the nation. I meant the minister, not the youth.

[Updates: This minister has been replaced after the General Election 2008. Thank God!]

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