Jarod’s Den

Sucks to be a Dick

The pic says it all…

Tags: asshole, dick, pussy

Horoscope

I got this horoscope from my Facebook. Quite interesting and rather accurate.

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

Does the above describe me? Well, let’s dissect it shall we…

1. Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. - agreeable
2. Not one to mess with. - Right on the dot
3. Funny. - perhaps
4. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable - ahem, ahem…!
5. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. - err….
6. Aries are known for being generous and giving. - true
7. Addictive. - to what?!
8. Loud. - not really.
9. Always has the need to be right. - damn right I am
10. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. - not really. I get tired and bored after 5 minutes…
11. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. - of course we are!

I’ll say it’s 80% accurate.

Tags: aggressive, aries, facebook, horoscope

Which Star Trek Character?

Took a character test recently (again?!) This time it’s Star Trek Personality test. This is what I got…

You are Geordi LaForge

Geordi LaForge 75% Jean-Luc Picard 70% Deanna Troi 65% Will Riker 50% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 50% Spock 49% James T. Kirk (Captain) 45% Worf 40% Mr. Scott 40% Beverly Crusher 40% Chekov 30% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 30% Mr. Sulu 30% Data 24% Uhura 20%

You work well with others and often fix problems quickly. Your romantic relationships are often bungled.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz

The scary part is that the prediction on my romances are pretty close to home…

Tags: character, personality, star trek

Whose country is it anyway?!

An Indonesian, a Mexican and a Malaysian (in that order) are friends. Mexican came visiting Malaysia. It took an Indonesian to guide the Malaysian to drive the Mexican to the Kuala Lumpur Birdpark in Malaysia. It’s embarassing, I know…

Tags: birdpark, indonesian, malaysian, mexican

Character Test

I was surfing the web today and came across this Naruto Character Test site. You need to answer 8 simple questions and based on your answers, you will be matched to a Naruto series character.

Since I was bored and this peaked my curiosity and not to mention I follow the episodes religiously, I gave it a try. I tried to be as honest as I could. (Yeah right…) Really.

In the end, this is the result.

Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com

I guess I should be happy that I’m matched to one of the Legendary Sannins. But perverted?!

Tags: character, naruto, personality