5 Signs You’re Stressed Out
April 27th, 2006 Posted in @Miscellaneous
Heard this over the radio. I find it funny and at the same time relatable.
5 signs you’re stressed out:
- You can skip without a rope.
- You scream “Stop touching me!” even when you’re alone.
- Trees start chasing you.
- You start chasing trees.
- You’ve been queueing at the bank for hours.
After I finished laughing, I was compelled by the powers that be to compile my own list. Here’s 5 signs you’re stressed out according to Dr. Jarod:
- You start pulling your hair… even when you’re bald.
- You yelled “Move it!” at the car in front of you while you’re parked.
- You wanna shoot Barney the purple dinosaur (WTF is that anyway?).
- You try to use force lightning.
- “You jump I jump” no longer applies. Instead “You jump, good riddance” sounds better.
Feel free to share your list.
May 1st, 2006 at 1:46 am
ROFL!
Good ones!
May 2nd, 2006 at 11:08 pm
When I get stressed, I eat. In fact, just admitting that stresses me out. I’m going for a bagel and a soup…
And a pot roast….
… with a diet coke….
::: sigh :::
May 5th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
useless man: wow! that’s a great way to de-stressed! works for me temporarily until i had to go to gym to work it all off… stressed all over again.
March 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
chasing cars stopped cars chasing stopped